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Wednesday, July 21st, 2004
11:23 pm
Look. It's me, digimonsues. What's that? Where have I been? Well...

Long absence, right? I'm sorry. School was so... ergh. For so long. I'm on holidays now. And also it's getting hard to find fics bad enough to rip apart on here (which is partly a good thing)!

Anyway, here's a question for you guys: do you want me to report Digisues sporadically, whenever I can (which could be every few weeks or days, or even every few months, depending on how many fics there are and what time I have) or should I turn this thing into a community and let you lot report your own Sues? Or should I recruit a person to report Sues with me, and we can both report 'em whenever we can?

I'm not sure what to do. I really like reporting Sues, but I just don't always have the time for it. I have too many other pages to work on at the same time. Suggestions? Opinions? Would you really miss me? Very confusing...

Anyway, here's a short one for your ripping pleasure. Might as well try and report something, right?

TITLE: Harmony enters
SEASON: Digimon Adventure 02
AUTHOR: Flare of Faith

NAME: Danielle
NATIONALITY OR SPECIES: American Transfer Student
AGE: 16, I think.
EYE COLOUR: not mentioned, but she wears copper-coloured glasses.
HAIR COLOUR: "My hair was shoulder length and layered and held back by a red bandanna"
CLOTHING/APPAREL: "I felt so out of place amidst those green and black uniforms. I was wearing black bellbottom cords, a black tank top covered by and black by a zip up sweater that always fell off my left shoulder, to top it all off were my red hiking boots. As for accessories, I wore a silver wristwatch on my right arm, a bracelet my best friend made me, a blue beaded bracelet and chain on the other. Around my neck I wore a back cocker with a star dangling from it and a silver cross."
SPECIAL ACCESSORIES/MARKINGS/POSSESSIONS: She gets a silver digivice and a Digimon called Infermon, which is apparently "a very mischievous digimon said to be rare. Some think it is a myth, its fire inferno is said to blow you away" and "she was round and had no arms or legs, but hopped along quickly. She had tiny white wings that seemed kind of useless. All together she was cute.".
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She starts to 'sense' things. Says she is a very good judge of character, then storms off into the wilderness of the Digiworld by herself, leaving the experienced kids behind. Very good judgement.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Is on a student exchange - she transfers to Takeru & Co.'s school, Jou transfers to hers. She bumps into Takeru in the halls. She doesn't really seem to like him.

EXTRA NOTES: Nothing really toxic here, there's only one chapter so far. It's fairly recent though. Nothing to really tear apart, it's so short. Actually it seems as if the chapter's gotten cut off, so I wonder if the author's having some uploading trouble.

Sue doesn't seem to like Takeru much and also keeps calling Hikari a 'goodie two-shoes'. Well, at least it's not Daisuke-bashing... she also spells Yolei "Yo-lei".

Everything moves a bit fast, too. Also, I'm sick of Sues who think they're all that and that they don't need any help and wander off on their own in a world they know nothing about when the other kids do. Bit silly, right?

SAMPLE

( Move along, nothing to see here. )

Blah, wish I could find a more interesting (read: bad) one for you guys to play with, but Digimon is less popular these days and it's getting hard to find them at the Pit. (Oh, and [info]cynthia_harrell, thanks for the Sue links - I'm not very well versed in Frontier Sues so I'll save them 'til I get a bit more knowledgable, but I'll try and tackle that Adventure one if I get the time! It was too long for today.)

Again, sorry for my absence, you guys. You can all use me as a punchbag now.

current mood: blah
current music: "Darts of Pleasure" - Franz Ferdinand

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Sunday, April 4th, 2004
12:03 am
Arrgh, you guys are going to kill me... Okay, I'm sorry for my extremely long departure, but I swear it was for a valid reason. I've been to Germany, totally revamped my comp with a new hard drive, been dealing with various school work, etc etc. I've also gotten a year older in the process. Yes, I be 17 now. And I've been spending more of my time in the LotR fandom lately.

Anyhow. I'm on Easter Holidays now and I finally have to some to write up a report. It's actually getting harder to find more toxic Sues on ff.net now (which is really a good thing) since Digimon isn't that popular anymore, so if anyone can give me some help in finding them, it'd be much easier. Also, I probably won't be able to post as often anymore. Maybe every other day, or weekly. Depends on when I get the time. Sorry about that. If anyone would like to help out or anything, I'd appreciate it.

Anyway, fairly usual Sue today. Nothing special.

TITLE: Newbie in the Digital World Part 1
SEASON: Digimon Adventure (02? It has all the 01 characters, but older, so I'm not sure.)
AUTHOR: Moony Padfoot Girl (Watch out [info]pottersues!) The author says she thinks a few of her Digimon OCs may be Mary Sues. Well, the first step to fixing is admitting...

NAME: Victoria Alexis Luna AKA Vicky AKA "The Queen of Unexplained Phenomenons" -- well, she's got that right. Sues are pretty phenomenal in an inexplicable way...
NATIONALITY OR SPECIES: Human, American (I think)
AGE: 14
EYE COLOUR: not mentioned, possibly blonde
HAIR COLOUR: not mentioned, possibly green
CLOTHING/APPAREL: not mentioned
SPECIAL ACCESSORIES/MARKINGS/POSSESSIONS: Various Pokémon, a laptop, backpack, etc. Her father also gives her gifts every time he goes on a business trip, and this time her gift is "one of those Sony no-skip music sticks that holds 120 minutes of music". Cor. Though, when Koushirou says "That's nice of him," she dismisses it and says "Not really, most of the stuff in my room are gifts.". Damn ungrateful little... she also has a sword in her closet which she uses to scare Sora off. She's a cool radio personality. Oh, and she's also Wiccan. Yeah. She also apparently possesses a "wicked sense of humour" but I can't seem to find any evidence of that...
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Every now and again a "strange phenomenon" happens to her where she walks through portals into other worlds. She's already been to Pallet Town and the world of Pokémon, which is why she owns some. What this has to do with the story, I don't know. She has a an IQ of 170 and is smarter than Koushirou. Can also sing well and proves it by mangling When You Wish Upon a Star (sob), etc etc. See "possessions".
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Is buddies with the kiddies.

EXTRA NOTES: This fic is utterly confusing. Nothing happens, the author was probably making it up as she went along. It's also one chapter, but such a long chapter my eyes started sliding out of their sockets and I couldn't read it all the way to the end.

All I can really gather from it is that the kids are hanging at her house, and she's mostly hanging around with Koushirou, taking breaks to bug "Yamatto" (as the author likes to spell it) and to help Jou with his homework. Yes, help Jou with his homework. Apparently Sue is so smart she surpasses both Koushirou and Jou's collective intelligence.

"Oh. Vicky, I need some help with this." Joe said as he tried to figure out how to work the problem on the scratch paper.

"Look, you take the decimal and multiply by 3.14." I told him as I glanced at the problem.

"Thanks." He said as he typed in the answer.

"No prob, I needed help when I started to learn this kind of math. Unfortunately I had to go on the net and search through hundreds of results that had nothing to do with math." I said as I grabbed the dragon book and my headphones. I plugged my headphones into the stick and happily listened to my music and read until Izzy got up.


3.14... ? I'm sorry, is this a pi equation? Holy nora, those are simple! I knew how to do those when I was twelve and I'm horrendous at maths! (No joke, I need a calculator just to add stuff sometimes. Numbers just get to me.) If this character is 14 and everyone's amazed that she can do equations involving pi, I seriously worry about the standards of her school. And when I was learning those types of equations, I didn't need no stinkin' net to help me, damnit.

This fic also contains a tiny pinch of unprovoked Mimi bashing. Go fig.

I'm not sure who the Sue's Love Interest is supposed to be - Koushirou or Yamato. I couldn't finish it to find out. She and Koushirou get along, while she has a sort of love-hate thing going on with Yamato.

There's a sequel to this. Knock yourselves out.

SAMPLE: Warning: these things are long. The entire fic is long.

( Koushirou reads Anne McCaffrey. Who knew? )

( Sue is so SMRT. Also: Gratuitous 14-year-old Swearing. )

I did it! Now. Please don't kill me.

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Friday, February 13th, 2004
1:26 am - Authors Like This Make Me Ashamed to be a Taito Fan
I'm back! Sorry for my absence. I have compiled a list of excuses in preparation for this post:

1) I was away in America for two weeks
2) My computer refused to work when I got back
3) Phoneline stopped working at one point
4) Been insanely busy with school Variety Show (tomorrow's the last night, hurrah).

I hope these are good enough for you. Anyhow, here's a Sue for you to endure enjoy.

Oh yes, and I also found a
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I'm back! Sorry for my absence. I have compiled a list of excuses in preparation for this post:

1) I was away in America for two weeks
2) My computer refused to work when I got back
3) Phoneline stopped working at one point
4) Been insanely busy with school Variety Show (tomorrow's the last night, hurrah).

I hope these are good enough for you. Anyhow, here's a Sue for you to <strike>endure</strike> enjoy.

Oh yes, and I also found a <a href="http://www.subreality.com/marysue/digimon.htm" target-"blank">Digimon Mary-Sue Litmus Test</a> today. Take note, Sue Authors.

At least the author admits this one is a Mary-Sue.

<b>TITLE:</b> <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1575022" target="blank">Out Of The Bluu</a> Why is it spelled like tha--oh, nevermind.
<b>SEASON:</b> Digimon Adventure 02
<b>AUTHOR:</b> <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=431877" target="blank">Memi-Chan</a>

<b>NAME:</b> Tajitsu Okada AKA Taji Izumi
<b>NATIONALITY OR SPECIES:</b> pseudo-Japanese human
<b>AGE:</b> Not mentioned - anywhere between 11-16, I assume.
<b>EYE COLOUR:</b> grey
<b>HAIR COLOUR:</b> blue-green (behold the anime fangirlism! okay, so Digimon's an anime - but the characters in it have fairly natural coloured hair save 02 Mimi.)
<b>CLOTHING/APPAREL:</b> Red leather gloves - Yamato thinks they're "tacky".
<b>SPECIAL ACCESSORIES/MARKINGS/POSSESSIONS:</b> Having a boys' name - Tajitsu - but she goes by 'Taji'. With the way Japanese names go, how is that girlier?
<b>SPECIAL ABILITIES:</b> Being bratty to the teacher (something I don't think many real Japanese students do)
<b>ORIGIN:</b> Transferred from Ken's school to Yamato's.
<b>CONNECTIONS TO CANON:</b> Is Koushirou's cousin. Poor Koushirou.

<b>EXTRA NOTES:</b> The author is a mad yaoi fangirl and this fic contains Taito and Jyoushirou hintage. Nothing wrong with that, but the author is the kind of yaoi fan that makes me cringe. She's also a j-rock fan... and one of her favourite bands are... *sob* ... GLAY! Nooo! I can't stand annoying jrock fans. Make the rest of us look bad. Anyhow, that has little to do with the fic, so...

As with any decent yaoi fangirl, Sora and Mimi are conveniently absent from this fic! They're both in America.

<i>"Anou... Atashi wa Okada Tajitsu," She paused to roll her eyes, "Demo, I prefer the name Izumi Taji, because I don't live with my father, and I'd rather not use his name, and 'cause, well, Tajitsu? It's a boys name, which I'm not. So I guess that explains it. </i>

Uh, not really. <i>Why</i> does the character have a boys' name? Surely there must be reason. Shortening it to "Taji" doesn't really make it girlier, either. Also, Koushirou calls her "Tajitsu-kun" which only adds to the boys' name thing.

The Sue is a brat. I hate I'm-so-cool-because-I-talk-back-to-the-teacher!Sues. See for yourself in the excerpt.

This fic contains ungodly amounts of fangirl Japanese! Ouch, ouch, more ouch! Yet another example of "If you don't know Japanese fluently, don't speak it". The usual fangirl phrases are everywhere - baka, bakayarou, ohayou, anou etc. Also includes some misspelled fangirl Japanese... sigh.

I'm tired. Sample time.

<b>SAMPLE:</b>

<lj-cut text="Fangirl Japanese: Just Say No">
Ten minutes before the end of their class, (A/N: Or in Tai's mind, ten minutes before lunch xD;;) there was a knock at the door and a girl stomped into the classroom. Without throwing a glance around at the other students, she swept towards the teacher and passed her a slip of paper.

"Ah, you must be Okada Tajitsu?"

The girl frowned and flicked a strand of blue-green hair over her shoulder, "I'd prefer Izumi Taji, arigatai." She said, sounding annoyed.

The teacher glanced up at her from her desk, then stood to adress the rest of the class, "Well, if you'd like to introduce yourself then, Okada Taji."

Taji stuck her tongue out at the teacher, who only raised her eyebrows threateningly, then faced the class, tugging on a lock of hair that fell over her forehead.

"Anou... Atashi wa Okada Tajitsu," She paused to roll her eyes, "Demo, I prefer the name Izumi Taji, because I don't live with my father, and I'd rather not use his name, and 'cause, well, Tajitsu? It's a boys name, which I'm not. So I guess that explains it. Or... Would you like me to elaborate enough for your fluff covered brains to comprehend?" She crossed her arms over her chest and smirked, satisfied with her short speech.

It was then that Yamato noticed she was wearing red leather gloves. 'Tacky' He thought, and smirked at her.

A few seats behind Yamato, Taichi was trying hard to keep himself from bursting into another giggle fit. This girl was just too much like Yamato for her own good!

"Take your seat please, Izumi-san" The teacher motioned towards the empty chair next to Yamato.

"Izumi?" Yamato smirked at the grey-eyed girl as she sat down.

"Nani?"

"Your name's Izumi?" He asked, looking her up and down, "You don't look like an Izumi."

"And what would you know, baka?" He raised an eyebrow at her.

"And you sure don't act like an Izumi, either." Yamato held a hand out to her, "Watashi wa Ishida Yamato,"

Taji shook his hand, "Izumi Taji, and yea I'm an Izumi. My mom's an Izumi, you know someone?"

"Hai," Yamato said, and smirked when the girl next to him raised an eyebrow, silently asking him to continue, "Izumi Koushiro."

Her face lit up and a grin not unlike Taichi's crept onto her fair skinned face, "Koushiro! Na, he's my cousin! Sugoi!"

Yamato laughed and stood as the bell rang.

"Na, need a tour guide?"

"Nani?"

"Baka!" Yamato smacked Taichi over the head, laughing, "This is Yagami Taichi, ignore him, baka yarou."

Taichi slung an arm over Yamato's shoulder and grinned, "Hai, but you love me, don't you Yama-chan?" He gave the two his best puppy eyes.

Yamato rolled his eyes, "C'mon, let's get to lunch."
</lj-cut>

<lj-cut text="Well, Koushirou's adopted, so at Least he's not related to this Sue by blood...">
"'Hayou, Dai!" Taichi's voice swept across the cafeteria, drowning out any other sound.

"'Hayou, baka!" Daisuke called back, just as loud as Taichi as the three older neared the table where Daisuke, Ken, Hikari and Takeru were currently seated.

Taji grinned a little self-conciously as she slid onto the seat next to Yamato and waited for the blond to introduce her.

"Oh, yea," Yamato said, as if remembering his manners, "Taji, this is Motomiya Daisuke, soccer freak, Yagami Hikari, Taichi's little sister, Ichijouji Ken, resident genious, and my little brother, Takaishi Takeru, our parents are divorced." He added, when she looked confused at their different last names. "And guys, meet Izumi Taji, she's just transferred from -" Confused blue eyes turned to blink at Taji, "Where did you transfer from?"

"Oh!" Taji laughed, "I used to go to Ichijouji-san's old school,"

"-That's- why you look so familiar to me!" Ken exclaimed, snapping his fingers. The he shrunk back into his seat, crimson creeping into his pale cheeks.

"Yup," Taji grinned and nodded, "Unlike almost everyone else, I was never one of your loyal little fangirls, sorry Ichijouji-san. I'd hate to be in your position, I'm sure people tend to alienate you without meaning to."

Ken nodded, warming to Taji, and leaned forward slightly, chatting to the grey-eyed girl for a few minutes before they were interrupted by a loud 'TAJITSU-KUN!' from the far side of the cafeteria.

"Kou-chan!" Taji sprung from her seat and threw herself at Koushiro, wrapping her arms around his waist and dragging him to the ground.

"When did you get here?" Koushiro asked his cousin, as she watched him with a grin that would've given Taichi a good run for his money.

"Oh, a coupl'a days ago," She replied, casually standing up and brushing off her gloves before offering the red-head a hand up.

"You mean, you're at Odaiba High now?" He blinked at her as Yamato approached.

"Well, duh!" Taji laughed and hugged the shorter.

"Hey, guys, you're making a scene," The blonde hissed, calmly attatching himself to the two Izumi's and dragging them back to their table. By the time they'd returned, the rest of the Digi-Children (Minus Sora and Mimi) were seated at the table (And surrounded by glaring Ishida Yamato fangirls), patiently waiting to be introduced.
</lj-cut>

Yep. Well, I hope you haven't all disappeared due to the fact that I've been too <strike>lazy</strike> busy to post in this thing. So many Sues... so little time.


current mood: optimistic
current music: "Edge of Seventeen" - Stevie Nicks

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Wednesday, January 7th, 2004
9:52 pm - Candy-chan caaaaan...
Ugh, sorry about the disappearance again. I'm really bad at keeping up with this stuff... not to mention the phone was disconnected for a few days due to fault in the line (thanks, Eircom) and the power decided to go out when I tried to report a Sue the last day. Anyhow, I have to post one more Sue before I fly to America on Friday. I'm not sure if I'll be able to update while there so it'll be another two weeks without Digisues. Oh well, that's actually kind of good, right?

Got my Diablomon no Gyakushu movie in the post the last day. Love that movie, even if it is very short. Just makes it easier to watch.

It's Sue-time!

TITLE: Tai's True Love.(How Matt Got his Agent) punctuation author's own.
SEASON: Digimon Adventure 02
AUTHOR: Candice Tsukiyono - Obviously a Weiss Kreuz fan. Oh, and guess what the Sue's name is!

NAME: Candice N. Wozniak AKA Candy
NATIONALITY OR SPECIES: Canadian Chosen/Digidestined.
AGE: around 12
EYE COLOUR: "Sky-Azure Eyes" The flowery way of saying 'blue', I think.
HAIR COLOUR: "She had long cheastnut colored hair", "Long beautiful Cheastnut hair, and a pretty little blue bow"
CLOTHING/APPAREL: Not mentioned. Later on Taichi gives her his old 01 clothes. Erm... her general appearance, as described by Taichi a few seconds after he meets her for the first time: "When our eye's met it was like I was seeing her for the first time, I finally realized that she was so Beautiful, She really was. I wanted her, with her deep blue Eyes, Long soft Hair, Warm tender lips, Full breast's, small waist, and a nice Butt. I actually wanted something that I most likely couldn't have! I needed her, to be with her, to be close to her, as close as two people could be, I needed to be inside of her, if on top or under neath, it didn't matter, I loved her!" This isn't love, kiddies. This is Teenage Hormones, and I'm sure Taichi has plenty of them bouncing around in there. Either way, he would most certainly not act like this.
SPECIAL ACCESSORIES/MARKINGS/POSSESSIONS: A Digivice, skilfully described as "a Rectangular thing with three buttons down the side and an LCD Screen". Cor! She has a Digimon called Galomon.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Can instantly speak Japanese, of course! Manages to plug the author's website within the story - how clever! Has Taichi kissing her feet within seconds of meeting her. Is it me, or does this happen to poor Taichi a lot... ?
ORIGIN: Canada. I forgive you.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Madly in lust with Taichi after a few paragraphs. Is one of the first Chosen Children and first travelled to the Digital World when she was four. Now, here's the cracker: THE KAIZER RAPED HER. That's right, kids. Ken raped Candy. OMG!!1 Of course, she graciously says it's all her fault because we know Sues are always so sweet and generous like that. Then she calls him "Little Ken" and reassures him everything is peachy. Jaw, meet floor! Taichi apparently overreacts about this but then apologizes for it. All in all the author treats rape as if the Kaizer had just given the Sue a really bad wedgie and was feeling guilty about it.

EXTRA NOTES: Yeah, this is crazy. I don't know where to begin. At first, I thought it was going to be a Taichi-bashing Yamato Sue, but then it turned out the little glaring match between Taichi and Sue was apparently sparks flying and they were in bed with each other that night (but not doeing ne thign liek TAHT, OMG LOLOL!!!1)

Dub and Original crossing. Damnit, just stick to one, people. Having all of them introducing themselves by their original names and then having Yolei and Cody appearing out of nowhere just doesn't go.

Did I mention the gaggle of sub-Sues and Stus mentioned in the fic? They're the original Chosen, and their names are Ryo, TJ, Jun, Neo, Sara, Artimas, Jeff, Alex, Ken and Michale (sic). Yes, the same Ryo, Jun, Ken and Michael we're familiar with and some extra kids too. What's the betting that these are some of the author's friends? And did I mention that she made Jun a goggle-girl? I'm all for Jun getting more positive attention, but that's just weird. With some effort, it could be done (actually it'd make a great making-fun-of-little-bro fic) but here it's just strange. Oh, and Jun had YukiAgumon - who evolved to BlackWarGreymon - for a partner.

There's also bad grammar and spelling and crazy POV switching. Hooray!

Oh, I'm tired. Onto the samples.

SAMPLES:

( OMG Tai and Candy r liek sooo in LUV!!!1 4eva!! )</ I think, Tai laughs at my face, 'What so Funny, Tai-Kun, You're next!' I say playfully. Tai doesn't realize that I mean it. I start to walk toward's him. He realizes that I was serious he run's, I catch him easily, I sit on him to make sure that he dosen't get away, I lean down and kiss him, it last's longer than it was suposed to, but at least I got him!/Whoa/ I think. 'Wow and I wanted to get away from that! That was the best Kiss I ever had in my Life!' he say's 'Yeah I liked it' I admit. Then Our Eyes meet for the first time ever, He was so hot, He had the most beautiful eyes, then there was his soft warm lips, His thin waist, His long strong Leg's, and his sweet personality. But I wanted more than to kiss him, I wanted to love him, to hug him, to lay with him at night, to hold him tight. ~Tai~ When our eye's met it was like I was seeing her for the first time, I finally realized that she was so Beautiful, She really was. I wanted her, with her deep blue Eyes, Long soft Hair, Warm tender lips, Full breast's, small waist, and a nice Butt. I actually wanted something that I most likely couldn't have! I needed her, to be with her, to be close to her, as close as two people could be, I needed to be inside of her, if on top or under neath, it didn't matter, I loved her! /Candy-chan, My Candy-chan, my one true love/ I thought, as I asked her a question that I didn't get to finish. 'Candy-chan, will you... will you...' 'Yes, yes Tai, I will.' she answerd, with out even knowing the full question. 'Fine then, you can stay at my place.'. 'Get a room, you two!' We had forgoten that Matt was there, or, more inportantly, that this was Matts house! 'Tai do you have an extra bed for me to sleep on?' she ask's inocently, 'no.' /I forgot about that!/ 'Good' she replie's.' that mean's I can sleep in your bed, right?' she says.'Right, if it's alright with my Mom!' we leave. 'Tai, I have to tell my Mom where I am, do you have a computer that I could use for E-mailing her?' 'yep, it's over there in the room on the left.' 'cool, thanks!' she E-mails her Mom with the details and tells her to go to chatcity in the lobby chat. *ding* 'be home in 3 month's Candice, no more than 3 months!' say's the computer screen with her Mom's nickname in front of it. 'O.k. Mom I'll be there in 3 month's, GTG, Bye!' and she log's out. she check's her site: http://communities.msn.ca/Sorasspecialdigimongardenoftruthlove My mother goes out to work on somthing with Matt & Sora's Mom's and leave's us alone, as already mentioned Kari is shopping with Sora, Mimi, and Yolie, so we are totally alone, Candy rumages through the fridge, and cook's a meal fit for a King! Steak, Rice, and Shrimp, and for desert, A Bowl of Ice- cream and a Hershey's Kiss. I'da preffered a real kiss, but, what ya gonna do? After the Super supper, we went for a walk to the park, She sat on a swing, I pushed her for a while./ God is she sexy, and she's mine too!/ ~Me~ 'O-MY-GOD!' I blurt out 'what is it Candy?' Tai ask's 'I've got no clothing for tomorow.' 'Oh! Well you can wear some of my clothes!' 'Thank's Tai. you rule!' I swing for a while, then 'Tai' 'yes' 'Do you love me?' 'Yes, I do love you Candy. With all my heart!' 'I love you too! hmm, Candice & Tai, together for ever!' I say as I jump off of the swing. I walk over to Tai and pull him into a Kiss. Later: We get ready for bed, To sleep I'm wearing one of Tai's shirt's to bed. We talk for a while. We got involved talking about, well, any and everything! I wake up facing my Love, who is still sleeping, so I kiss him. He wake's up 'Hey, there Tai' 'Hey Candy' We kiss, a very long, very passionate kiss. He Gave me His Outfit that he wore in 01, You know that shirt that has the star's, and those short's, We went out to see the other Digidestined, it was the anaversery of when they met the International Digidestined. We were going to go see them all. Even the one's in America, Russia, and France. </lj-cut>

current mood: indifferent
current music: "Half Fling" - Dominic Monaghan & Elijah Wood

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Saturday, December 27th, 2003
9:43 pm - Kappa Sue!
After all the Christmas festivities, time to get back to the Sues.

Why do people feel the need to make "What if there were AMERICAN Tamers!?" fics? I mean, yeah there could be I suppose, but why would it be so much more interesting?

It'd be pretty boring if I wrote a fic about Irish Tamers. Nothing ever happens here...

TITLE: Digimon Tamers 02: America
SEASON: Digimon Tamers
AUTHOR: Lyra Bardock-Kamiya She also has some other Digimon fics featuring herself this Kat character, and a Cardcaptor Sakura Stu as well.

NAME: Kat Kappa (*snort* *snerk* The girl probably knows what a kappa is, but it's still amusing.) Oh, and she has a bunch of sub-Sue friends.
NATIONALITY OR SPECIES: American Tamer
AGE: Not mentioned. Anywhere from 11-16 I assume.
EYE COLOUR: Not mentioned.
HAIR COLOUR: Not mentioned.
CLOTHING/APPAREL: she is "dressed in pure blue, including her sunglasses"
SPECIAL ACCESSORIES/MARKINGS/POSSESSIONS: A D-Ark and a Lopmon. Even though Shaochung has Lopmon, the Sue has to have one because Lopmon is SO KAWAII OMG LOL!!111 and Sues can't have ugly Digimon, no way José! Also, a pair of rollerblades a la Kinomoto Sakura. The originality is astounding. Her friend Hannah has a purple D-Ark and a made-up Digimon called Dashumon who calls Hannah "Hannahmon", and Kat "Katmon" which is not AT ALL like Guilmon and "Takatomon" omg.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Madd drawing skills (ripped from Takato), madd skating skills (ripped from Sakura), the ability to be hyper one moment and depressed the next (a unique condition no other teenagers have, we swears!) and the ability to use fangirl Japanese terms for no fecking reason, what with her living in America and not being Japanese and all.
ORIGIN: "Kat Kappa had lived with her grandparents her whole life. Her mom had died when she was two; the only time she'd met her dad was at her mom's funeral. Technically, now her grandparents were her parents, they'd adopted her, but she refused to call them that. But since she knew they'd never allow her to call them grandma and grandpa, she used the Japanese equivelants… and they never knew the difference." Don't even get me started on the fangirl Japanese. Oh, and don't forget this vital tidbit: "But her messed up life made it fairly easy to see why, for the most part, she was depressed." Aaawww.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: None, really. The Tamers we all know and love don't appear at all in this fic. Lucky them.

EXTRA NOTES: If you want to write self-insertion fics, keep them between you and your friends! They're fine in that case, but showing them to people who could care less about you and your friends' fantasies is utterly pointless, because they just won't find it interesting! When will people realize this?

Author's notes in the middle of the fic. This has got to be one of the most annoying "Assuming the Reader is Stupid" notes ever:

"I'm not *that* good. My friend Leigh beat me once," {A.N. pronounced Lee, but she's a she!}

"Leigh" is pronounced "Lee"?! OMFGWTFBBQ I'D NEVER HAVE GUESSED!!!111 ... geez. Seriously, what do people take us readers for, sometimes?!

Grammar and punctuation is fine.

Gratuitous fangirl Japanese - WHYYY do people feel the need to spout it when they don't speak Japanese?! I mean, I'm in no way fluent in Japanese and I like to study it, but I don't go spouting it all the time. It just looks stupid.

Technically, now her grandparents were her parents, they'd adopted her, but she refused to call them that. But since she knew they'd never allow her to call them grandma and grandpa, she used the Japanese equivelants… and they never knew the difference.

Well that's pretty dumb. One would think her grandparents would rather be called grandma and grandpa than some Japanese words they don't know the meaning of.

God, I. Hate. Fangirl. Japanese.

SAMPLES:

( Friends Don't Let Friends Speak Fangirl Japanese! Also: Stop Bastardizing CCS Songs! )

( The Sue Remembers When She Discovered Her D-Ark. Plus!: Angst! )

Feck, it REALLY annoys me when people spell "disappear" as "dissapear". Look it up fer chrissake!

Still looking for that Iori Sue...

current mood: mellow
current music: "Turning Japanese" - The Vapors

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Thursday, December 25th, 2003
10:22 pm - Merry Christmas
No Sue at the moment, sorry. But I just thought I'd post this little Christmas giftie pic I drew for my friends and those who enjoy reading this journal. It's behind the LJ cut. Excuse the wobby outlining.

( Have a Very Merry Christmas! (And a Pippin New Year!) )

Hope you like. Even if you don't celebrate Christmas (I'm not actually religious, so I just stick to the giving and sharing etc side... when I can... ) I hope you have a nice time.
And I know you guys wouldn't, but just in case - please, no plagiarizing or using the pic without permission. Ta =3

Hope you have a good one. Will try and post a Sue later, but don't be too surprised if I don't get around to it. Absurdly busy lately... you know how it is.

current mood: cheerful
current music: "The Grey Havens" - Return of the King OST

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Sunday, December 21st, 2003
12:11 am - Digi-Wizardess.
Ung... sorry again for my absence. My exams aren't over 'til Tuesday, so sorry about that. I also went to see The Return of the King on Thursday, which ruled, but I wasn't back in time to update either. And I seem to be getting busier towards Christmas...

I accidentally discovered one of my presents - an evolving Takuya/Vritramon (sp?) figure. Yes, I still receive toys as gifts - why not, damnit?

Anyhow, amidst all the test papers, the show must go on!

TITLE: The Digi-Wizardess (Um, isn't a female wizard a witch? Damn, this is like "authoress" and "writress" all over again...)
SEASON: Digimon Adventure
AUTHOR: Biyomon324

NAME: Eva. Gennai calls her "Falicia", thinking she's someone else. Oooo, how mys-teeeeer-ious...
NATIONALITY OR SPECIES: American human
AGE: Same as the other kids at the time - 11? *shrug*
EYE COLOUR: "She had dark eyes. But the kids couldnt tell what color it was." It? So they could tell the colour of one, but not the other? Or is this 'it' something else altogether... ?
HAIR COLOUR: "short blonde wavy hair that went down to her shoulders"
CLOTHING/APPAREL: "She had a blue skirt on and a light sweater that was a lighter blue."
SPECIAL ACCESSORIES/MARKINGS/POSSESSIONS: The kid's personalities, Jou's brain, etc.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Can freeze time by snapping her fingers. (Wish I could do that... )
ORIGIN: "I'll explain Joe. My names Eva and I was born in America and moved here when I was two. When I was 4 my parents put me in 1st grade because I was really advanced. But now I'm in high school with Joe. I found about you kids through a rumor before everyone knew. I heard about the DigiDesteny & I wanted in on it too. Well here I am, on the wrong side. I have to get your medals and take them back to the evil Digimon in the Digital World." she explained."
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Is in the same school year as Jou, despite being younger than Taichi. Because she's smart.

EXTRA NOTES: Here's how the author explains the medal thing:

It has been almost two weeks since the 8 DigiDestened children had come to fight Myotismon and to save all of the world. It turns out they did and all of Japan, and all of the world, was saved. And for that they each received medals, eahc having the pitcure of thier crest & the crest's name on it. They were also allowed to keep their Digimon and the government payed for everthing from their food to their health. The government also let the kids miss out of the first weeks of school to take care of their Digimon and found them all their own tutors so that they could stay at home and take care of the Digimon. Except for the one rule, the Digimon, each could only be reported for doing something bad 3 times. The first a letter is written to the parents. The second the government stops everything and the kids are on their own to take care of the Digimon. And on the third strike their out. The Digimon have to return to the Digital World the third time they are reported. Everything to be going great, everywhere they went people where applauding them, thanking them, and wanting to feed the Digimon. It was like a dream come true. Until, a dark shadow seemed to be following them everywhere they went. They didnt know what it was or if it was bad or good. They just knew to stay away.


Um, okay. If you want to do a storyline like that can't you frigging integrate it into the story rather than explaining it in a big chunk beforehand? This is a sign of bad writing, people.

The paragraphing in this fic is terrible. I strained my poor eyes (they're already bad enough!) trying to read this thing. Damnit, new paragraph for a new speaker, people! Oh, and there are plenty of misspellings too, such as lepord ... I think she meant leopard. But what are leopards doing in the Digital World anyway?!

The kid's personalities are shot to hell in this. Sora calls someone a 'brat' and starts fighting with Taichi and slapping him for no reason, Takeru suddenly starts to fight with Yamato, and Takeru and Hikari try to kill themselves for no reason. Well I guess I would too, if I found myself in a bad fic...

Oh yes, did I mention that this is actually a Jou Sue? Jou actually gets Sued! Is that good or bad?! The guy doesn't deserve to be Sued. He's too awesome. Poor Jou.

Anyhow, I'm tired. Onto the samples. Warning: these things are long due to the unparagraphed-ness.

( The kids ponder over the mysteeeerious being... )

( Sue gets mad at Yamato for no reason! Well, at least she isn't a fangirl... )

( Takeru and Hikari can no longer handle being stuck in bad fanfiction! )

Well that burned.

current mood: blah
current music: "Hearts" - Niwa Daisuke (Hoshi Souichirou)

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Tuesday, December 16th, 2003
9:18 pm - Gary Stu!
Uggh, sorry about the absence again. I've been so busy with school (stupid backdrop for the stupid variety show which I didn't even volunteer to do...) and shit. I know you guys will understand.

Oh yeah, check out [info]cynthia_harrell's new community about Digimon Romance: [info]digitalromance. Because we all know how much fun discussing who goes with who is...

Anyhow, a nice Gary Stu today, pointed out to me by [info]silvormoon - thanks for emailing me!

Anyhow, here goes.

TITLE: Poisoned.
SEASON: Digimon Adventure 02
AUTHOR: Burning Truth AKA True Jon. Guess what the Stu is called... (by the way, the profile is almost as amusing as the fic, and just as eye-scalding.)

NAME: Jon
NATIONALITY OR SPECIES: Human/Chosen
AGE: not mentioned.
EYE COLOUR: Not mentioned in the fic, but the profile (who I assume is the same character) says "ever changing" Oh dear...
HAIR COLOUR: Ditto above, profile: "Brown With blonde wedge w/ 2 blue streaks and two kunemon antenna like strands of hair" Man. That's ugly.
CLOTHING/APPAREL: Again, not mentioned, but profile says: "Dressing:(not salad) Black & white robe like thingy...(I don'tlike actual robes, ppl confuse them w/ dresses, you try & be mystical when ppl think your wearing a dress)"
SPECIAL ACCESSORIES/MARKINGS/POSSESSIONS: Same again, profile: "2 wings, 1 black, other white". Again, this may not partain to this character, but I assume it is. Oh, he also has a Crest, but it's never mentioned what kind. He also has a Digimental Digiegg that enables him to... fly?! Uh... he has no Digimon.

SPECIAL ABILITIES: Profile: "can shoot enrgy ball like thingys (so very descriptive aren't I?) & an attack called life line wich only works on animate objects." Also manages to heal Takeru (or TK I should say, as this is a dub fic) with his own powers rather than antidote. Oh, and he has the power to manipulate Daisuke, I mean Davis, into doing as he wishes therefore "making him the leader". You wish, man. Oh yes, and as [info]silvormoon pointed out, he has super time-bending skillz as it takes him hours to get up the mountain, but only a few minutes to get down.
ORIGIN: I don't think I want to know.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Is just there with the other kids.
EXTRA NOTES: The sheer horror of the thing pretty much speaks for itself, though I do have to nitpick about one thing.

Daisuke/Davis bashing! God, leave my favourite character ALONE! He's not that one-sided, not even in the dub! Geez! I just don't understand why people hate him so much! Though I guess it's obvious the author of this fic is a mad Takari fan (no offence to sane Takari fans - I like Takari myself) who thinks Daisuke is intruding on their TRU LUV OMG so he must be bashed at every available opportunity.
I love Daisuke. He's my favourite anime character of all time and I just hate how so many people never seem to see the good side of him, they just concentrate on the "jealous of Takeru" and "thinks before he acts" stuff. Which is true, yes, but think about it. The boy is eleven! Have you ever met an eleven year old boy who doesn't act like that once in a while?! I know I did! But guess what - I grew out of it! And so does Daisuke! The whole point of the series is about the kids growing and learning! (... and the monsters. Can't forget the schweet-lookin' monsters.)

Grr. Arrg. I'm sorry, but pointless Daisuke bashing makes me so angry. I don't expect people to portray him as an angel, because he isn't. But I expect them to treat them with the same respect they'd treat the other characters, damnit.

Anyway, onto the samples. I would add some notes about spelling and grammar and author's notes and etc etc but I don't think I have any words to describe how torturous they are...

( And so it begins...  )

( Check out the Stu's MEGASUPERULTRATURBOKEWL POWERZ!!!! Plus: Davis-bashing! )

As [info]inuyashasues might say... it's like a FIRE IN MY BRAIN!!! *rolls around on floor*

Can anyone find a Jou Sue?

current mood: working
current music: "Take Me Out" - Franz Ferdinand

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Thursday, December 11th, 2003
10:11 pm
Sorry about the lack of a Sue the past day or two. Eh, not like it matters. Been busy with school lately... hooray for Christmas exams (I have exams from the 16th to 23rd, how crappy is that?!).

Two Sues for the price of one today! And apparently there's supposed to be four new "digidestened", so we can probably expect more Sues (or Stus) from this one...

TITLE: DTE: Digidestened Team Extreme! Wow, sounds X-TREEEEEEEEEME! And why... WHY can no one seem to be able to spell 'digidestined'?! It is NOT hard! Why?!
SEASON: Digimon Adventure 02
AUTHOR: Ritzblitz8

NAME: Amy Friend (??) and Carrie Rea
NATIONALITY OR SPECIES: American Digidestined
AGE: Amy: around the same age as Daisuke & Co., Carrie: around the same age as Koushirou (I assume)
EYE COLOUR: Not mentioned.
HAIR COLOUR: Amy: "long brown hair that went down to her waist", Carrie: blonde
CLOTHING/APPAREL: Amy: "She was wearing small glasses and had blue jeans and pink shirt on. Davis's jaw dropped." Nooooo... not my beloved Daisuke! Er, anyway. Carrie: not mentioned.
SPECIAL ACCESSORIES/MARKINGS/POSSESSIONS: Amy: has a Digimon called Oceanmon who evolves to Seadramon. Carrie: has a Digimon called Kovimon, who is "a small brown fox Digimon who always stayed at the champion level, much like Gatomon."
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Amy: being automatically knowledgable about Digimon, etc. Carrie: injuring Taichi, who doesn't like her very much (smart guy).
ORIGIN: Transfer students from America, as usual.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Carrie is Koushirou's girlfriend. Amy bumps into Daisuke on the street and they both promptly get attacked by some Digimon.

EXTRA NOTES: Not much to see here, folks. Just a pair of general Digisues. The fic isn't that bad... at least the author has a grasp on grammar, etc. It's just the Sues being there that turns it off. If they weren't so cliché, it'd be alright. I also don't like Daisuke's overblown character in this... but I guess I can blame the dub for that. Yes, he is extremely enthusiastic and he likes Hikari and he's a bit headstrong and tends to act before he thinks, but he's not that bad...

Hey, why am I being so nice? Okay, okay, I have some gripes.


"Digimental Energize!!!" yelled Davis.

"Veemon!!! Golden Digimental Evolve to... MAGNAMON!!!"

"Oceanmon!!! Evolve to... SEADRAMON!!!"


Please... if you're going to use dub, stick with it. The dub version of "Digimental Up!" is "Digiarmour Energize!". Try not to mix the two.

And I thought V-mon lost the ability to evolve to Magnamon after that one time in the series, since the Digimental of Miracles reverted to Ken's Crest of Kindness, right? Research, people!

Eeeh... apart from the slight character-rape of Daisuke and Takeru, and the really cheesy Taichi vs. Koushirou's Girlfriend Sue humour, and the Sues themselves, I just don't feel as snarky towards it as others. I don't know... it must be because the author writes some dub episode parodies which have a few gold lines, and they've made me laugh. Damnit! They know comedy is my weakness... !

Anyhow, I'll leave you to judge it for yourselves.

SAMPLE:
( Daisuke, or rather, Davis lives up to his 'Jerk' title, as usual. *sob*  )

( Daisuke encounters Sue #1. )

( Taichi is almost killed by Sue #2. )

Yep. I'm a big softie tonight. Something's wrong!

current mood: confused
current music: "Focus" - Takaishi Takeru (Yamamoto Taisuke)

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Monday, December 8th, 2003
11:00 pm - Magical Girl Pretty Sue
Sigh. I haven't the energy to be snarky tonight. Make what you will of this. Oh, by the way, it's thirteen chapters long. Ouch.

TITLE: The Magical Digidestined (A title like that is like having a big red sticker reading "MARY SUE!!!" on your fic...)
SEASON: Digimon Adventure 01 (How I miss it!)
AUTHOR: Rabbit Rose - almost all her other fics are about the Chosen kids being at her school/at Six Flags with her/shopping with her. Ouch.

NAME: Megan AKA Megumi AKA Magical Meg (The author named herself after her character - Meg-chan - I can only assume Megan is her real name.)
NATIONALITY OR SPECIES:
AGE: Same as the others, I guess.
EYE COLOUR: Not mentioned.
HAIR COLOUR: Like 02 Hikari's apparently, since MeganSue becomes Hikari's new role model because </i>"she's nice, pretty and I like her hair cut!"</i> ... and so Hikari gets her hair styled that way in 02. Um, 'kay.
CLOTHING/APPAREL: "a pretty girl dressed in silver, black, and red striped shirt, with matching black pants and shoes." This is the most descriptive the thing gets. Oh, and when she transforms (yes), colourful rainbows (how can a rainbow not be colourful?) surround her forming "a different wildly, beautifully, colored costume". Yeeowch.
SPECIAL ACCESSORIES/MARKINGS/POSSESSIONS: A digivice, a magical necklace and magical golden wand. Yes, you read that right. Oh, and her family are millionaires. Oh, and she has a "special credit card that let's children pay with a credit card." Cor, I wouldn't mind one. There's a whole thing with evil Digimon searching for the "Magic Badge" and "digijewels" which obviously have something to do with the Sue aswell. OH, and she has Magical Cards (Cardcaptor Sakura, anyone?).
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Can wipe memories, perform all sorts of convenient Sailormoon-esque pretty magical girl attacks like "Magical Transform", "Magical Comet Blast" and "Magic Barrier". As a Sailormoon fan as well as a Digimon fan, I weep.
ORIGIN: America.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Has to stay at Yamato's house, much to his displeasure (good man, Yama!). Wraps Taichi around her little Suey finger. Poor Taichi... if it's not Yamato, it's him.

EXTRA NOTES: I don't know where to start...

Well, even though Yamato apparently hates her and the fact that she's staying at her house, Sue takes this moment to be Sacrificial!Sue and shows off how NICE AND GREAT she is by moving into a hotel room because she "doesn't want Matt to feel uncomfortable" - who can blame him for being uncomfortable around so many Sues after his hair him?

Megan: I know Matt hates me so.......I'll just get a hotel room......

Mr.Ishida: Nonsense! He likes you!

Megan: Don't try to act so nice. Matt really hates me and will always hate me!.................................I'm sorry but it's true...............I don't want to bother your son.................so I'll get a hotel room...................

Mr.Ishida: Do you even have enough money?

Megan: My family are millionaires now, and they let me use it, so of course I have enough money!

Mr.Ishida: *shocked* Ok! Then why do your parents send you to live with us for a week?

Megan: I dunno'. Anyway, it's not like I hate you or your son......I just don't want to make Matt feel uncomfortable.....so can you just drop me off to a hotel near your place?

Mr.Ishida: ....ok..........

Megan: Sorry for all the trouble.........

*so he takes her to a hotel near his home and Megan takes out a special credit card that let's children pay with a credit card.*

Even the Sue doesn't know. Charming. And gah, ellipsis abuse! I hate that!

Remember the mention of "Magical Cards" before?

Tai: What do the Magical Cards do?

Megan: They each have special magic skills.

*Megan pulls out her Fire and Barrier Magic Cards*

Tai: Whoa! They look cool!

Megan: Each card has a special abilty, for example the fire card allows me to use fire magic!

Tai: Do you know about the Magic Badge?

Megan: I do! I searching for it too! The Magic Badge allows the user blend magic to create new ones.

Tai: How many are there?

Megan: There's Fire, Water, Wind, Plant, Fly, Barrier, Weapon, Mirror, Light, Dark, and Illusion. Each card represnts its spirit.

Yep, directly ripped from Cardcaptor Sakura. *sigh* Is anyone original these days?!
Oh, did I forget to mention that the entire thing is in script format? Yep. It also contains some of the most unintentionally hilarious dialogue ever!

T.K. (on the phone at his home):Hi Matt!

Matt: Hey T.K.!

T.K.:How's the search?

Matt: Uhhhhhhhhh.............I didn't started...........

T.K.: Oh! I did then I ended up buying whole lot of candy!

Matt: That's nice.

*snort* *snerk*
And who can resist these pieces of genius:

Gabumon:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....................ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ(snoring loud)

T.K.: Let me guess Gabumon is sleeping right?!


Classic.

Manamon: MEET YOUR DOOM!!

Girl: Ahhhhh!! What do you want from me!?!

Manamon: I'll tell you what I you to do, I want you dead! Lightning Blade!

Best Evil Line Ever. And yes! Get the Sue! Good evil Digimon!

*Kari and doodling with Gatomon and Agumon*

Gatomon: Looked what I drew *waving a drawn picture of the cat herself!*

Kari: Pretty Nice!!

Agumon: Look what I drew!! *waving a pic of a disco Agumon*

Kari: That's uh........real interesting.........*sweat drop*

*snort* *sporfle*

Sora: (thinking) Oh Nuts!

Great stuff. Anyhoo...

The author had a vote on which pairings the readers wanted. The results were Taichi/Sora (Noo!), Jou/Mimi and Yamato/Sue. Poor Yamato. Just when he thinks he's escaped...

Onto the samples. There's no way I could have trudged through all thirteen chapters of this thing, but I tried for you guys. *sob*

SAMPLES:

( In Which Taichi is Caught by the Sue Again, and In Which Sora Says 'Nuts!' )

( Taichi wouldn't act like this in a million years. )

( The Sue demonstrates her powers... has Sakura heard about this obvious plagiarism? )

This line pretty much sums it up:
Tai: What's happening?!?

Was just thinking the same thing myself.

Anyone else imagining "Manamon" as a gothic transvestive male lolita from a certain j-rock band? No?

current mood: indifferent
current music: "Yuuki wo Tsubasa ni Shite" - Yagami Taichi (Fujita Toshiko)

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Sunday, December 7th, 2003
11:11 pm - Cardcaptor Hikari. *brain dribbles out of nose*
Finally managed to download the Frontier theme - trés cool, dig that funky drummy bit. I may finally be getting into Frontier. Watch out!

Anyway, my initial reaction to today's Sue was "WTFBBQCNNSTD!!11". Well, not quite a Sue, more of a bad crossover. Needs to be seen to be believed...

TITLE: CardCaptor Hikari (A Crossover) Chapter 1
SEASON: Digimon Adventure (02?)
AUTHOR: Saint Tail

NAME: Hikari Yagami. Poor Hikari.
NATIONALITY OR SPECIES: Our favourite spirit-channeling Japanese Chosen.
AGE: However old she is in the series, I guess. (11?)
EYE COLOUR: Brown.
HAIR COLOUR: Brown.
CLOTHING/APPAREL: The usual I guess - and cardcaptor dresses made by Tomoyo, who is Chibiusa in this. CHIBIUSA. *explodes*
SPECIAL ACCESSORIES/MARKINGS/POSSESSIONS: Clow cards, etc. Typical Anime Mascot - Eevee, who takes the place of Kero. This is one hell of a crossover.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Usual cardcaptor stuff, I guess.
ORIGIN: Demented author's inner thoughts.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: IS canon! Or at least, used to be canon. Is mushed up with the canon characters of other anime - Chibiusa, Eevee, etc. Oh yeah. Taichi replaces Touya and Yamato replaces Yukito. I told you they were gay Heh heh heh.

EXTRA NOTES: WHY WHY OH WHYYYYY do people write these?

The whole fic is just a rewrite of the first episode of CCS. A bad rewrite. Everything is just "Hikari did this, Taichi did that, Eevee ate this." - there is no dialogue. Zero effort makes one bad fic.

The Osaka dialect is called Kansai-ben, NOT Osaka-ben. Get it right, you little wannabe Japanese kids! I guess it's hard to remember, since Teru (my namesake! /uselessfactoid) from the jrock band GLAY made the exact same mistake... I'll let him off because he rules, though.

(Kawaii!!)

Worst author's note ever. I HATE that word. All the fangirls use it waaaay too much.

The reviews.


This fanfic is so good! I love this mix of anime! Also, Hikari is my fav Chosen Child (looks at screen name) I hope you write more soon!

and

I was reading this, and I got to thinking, what if, Sakura was TK, and Lei was Kari, and Davis could be Meilein! [I know it makes no sense, but hey...weirdness comes as a gift...maybe I'll do one, like that.] Anyways, great fic!

Urgh... that's Li and Meiling, stupid people! God, I love CCS. I hate seeing two good fandoms raped... and I like Pokémon and BSSM too...

SAMPLE:

( The only part that's remotely amusing is the Touya & Yukito/Taichi & Yamato thing... )

( Kansai-ben. Kansai-ben. Kansai-ben... )

Sigh.
I went to draw a pic of the goggleboys cowering/posing etc saying "Please don't Sue me!" but it went all shitty and I couldn't be bothered. Will try again some other time.

Hmmm... Can anyone find an Iori Sue? Do they exist? I'm having trouble deciding on what Sues to post, so if anyone can direct me to some godawful Sues I'd appreciate it. Not that they're hard to find or anything - the Pit is just uncooperative. Thanks. =3

current mood: indifferent
current music: "FIRE!!" - Wada Kouji (Digimon Frontier OP)

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Saturday, December 6th, 2003
5:53 am - ugh
Ugh, I am now seriously fucking pissed because I JUST wrote out this whole report and my IE errored and I lost the whole thing EVEN THOUGH I copied and pasted. God damnit! It's six bloody AM! *screams*

Anyway... sorry for the lack of updates etc etc. Frontier Sue today. Can't be arsed retyping most of what I already said, so... here's the report. Again.

TITLE: Digital SelfInsert (Well at least it gets down to the point)
SEASON: Digimon Frontier
AUTHOR: Pyrogirl123 - which really needs to be seen to be believed. The author is only 11 though, it's to be expected.

NAME: Janice AKA Pyra Akaidra
NATIONALITY OR SPECIES: Chinese-Australian human
AGE: 11
EYE COLOUR: "Crimson, slit like a dragon when's angry."
HAIR COLOUR: "Raven with crimson streaks"
CLOTHING/APPAREL: "Pyra is a Chinese girl with Zero Two Mimi hairstyle with crimson streaks, crimson eyes with a dragon like looks in them. She wears a sleeveless and collarless crimson shirt over a black T-shirt, black jeans, reddish-brown gloves, white socks and crimson runners. Around her forehead is a crimson headband with a pair of black square-goggles.. Hm, must like crimson. Waitasec, goggles? God, NO!
SPECIAL ACCESSORIES/MARKINGS/POSSESSIONS: THE GOGGLES! Takuya's mind! ... THE GOGGLES!!
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Invades Takuya's (whose surname is almost hilariously misspellt as 'Kanbarra') mind and teaches him martial arts, how to fend off bullies, etc. Also makes him watch her favourite anime, including... Digimon. Uh... *mind-implode* She also does something called "Mind Fusion" ... see "Connections to Canon" below...
ORIGIN:
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Becomes a voice in Takuya Canberra Kanbara's head (sorry about the awful Aussie pun, couldn't resist). The author also mentions "Takyra" - Takuya/Pyra. Oh, god. She and Takuya also Spirit Evolve together, or something, and become Takyra. *groan*

EXTRA NOTES: I had more notes earlier, but now I'm too stubborn and pissed (like any decent teenager) to write them all out again, so here's the basics.

Hernia-inducing author's notes. I don't need to make any comments on these.

Pyra: Hiya everyone! I though of this idea for a fic after I read a couple of Self-Insert fics on FF.net.

Takuya: *read the summary*Yours truly, the authoress, have been suck into her computer and mentally merge with Takuya, whose is 7 years old. Years later, they receive a Voice Mail, as Pyra predict. Read on as Takuya and Pyra travel in the Digital World with their friends to save it. What change will it have from the Original series as Pyra have been mentally merged with our favourite Goggle-Boy? *Turn to Pyra*Huh?

Pyra: Well, I though of it AFTER I read some Self-Insert fics.

Takato: Roll it!

Takuya and Pyra: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! COMING THROUGH!!!! *Rush off with a boulder rolling after them*

Takato: -_-U Oh boy.

Disclaimer: Pyra don't own Digimon. If she does, she'll put herself in the series and pair up with Tai, Davis, Takato or Takuya. She'll also put her friends in it along with their Digimon (Read "Tamers of Australia).

Key

/ Takuya to Pyra/

// Pyra to Takuya//

"Blah" speaking

'Blah' thinking

WARNING: In this chapter, I'll mention my REAL name. If you even brother to look for me, then don't for a few reasons. 1) My dad or I am on the net most of the time, 2) if you forgotten that I have SCHOOL! And 3) Wait, why do I put no 3? I don't even have one for number 3!

Sigh.

Pyra: CCCCCCCCCCLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEERR RRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Takuya and Takato: *cover their ears*Ouch!

Pyra: SORRY!!!!!!!!! Next time, Takuya went to the Digital World and you readers know the rest if you watch Digimon Frontier! Also, Takuya and Pyra discover a special fusion! Tune in next time on Digital Self-Insert!

*unplugs ears* Double sigh.

Pyra: Hi, everyone. To the next Chapter of Digital Self-Insert!!!

Takato: Uh, Pyra?

Pyra: I'm on high sugar!! WWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *Jumping up and down*

RP: -_-U Oh boy, I guess I'll have to type the chapter.

Takuya: Hey, who are you?

RP: I'm Reality Pyra or just RP; I'm Pyra's counterpart from Reality.

Takuya: Can you tell us about yourself?

RP: Compare to Pyra here, I'm mostly calm.

Pyra: WWWWEEEEE!!!!!! *Jumping around the room*

RP: ANYWAY, here is Chapter 2, readers! Also, in the future, I'll use BOTH the dubs and original names and stuff. And sorry if the characters are OOC, but then again, Takuya has Pyra.

Notes

Takyra-When Takuya and Pyra fuse their mind as one. (Hey, Takyra is also the name of the Takuya and Pyra pairing)

/Takuya to Pyra/

//Pyra to Takuya//

*sob* I wasn't this annoying when I was eleven... right? I wasn't, right?

POV changing. Not much to say otherwise. I'm tired. Onto the samples.

Yaoi fangirlism. Yaoi is fine and all, people, but I just hate it when people like it just beause "____ and ____ getting it on is TEH HOTT!!!1". I like my yaoi with a bit of feeling. And no women-with-penises, thanks. I don't mind the odd femmy guy, but yaoi is about two BOYS! Hm, sorry, going off on a tangent there...

And just to put the cherry on top of the fangirlism, there's blatant Izumi bashing. Now everyone's entitled to their opinion on couples, and if the author doesn't like Takumi that's fine - but there is absolutely no reason for Pyra to be "sarcastic" to Izumi for no reason, and to "mentally block" Takuya from liking her.

God, Sue authors are so... arrrgh.

Poor, poor Takuya.

( Mindless banter, batant yaoi fangirlism, etc. )

( Pointless Izumi-bashing )

And for god's sake people! "Authoress" is NOT A WORD!! *tears hair out*

current mood: grumpy
current music: "Let There Be Rock" - AC/DC

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Tuesday, December 2nd, 2003
10:12 pm - Yamato Sue.
Awww... Tamers songs are so cute... anyway, decided to take a break on Tamers Sues and go back to Adventure today. Found a lovely mind-numbing Yamato Sue.

TITLE: Ashita wa atashi no kaze ga fuku (Capitalization author's own - and she graciously translates it for us. Gee, thanks sensei. I already knew that it basically means "My wind will blow tomorrow" - I must be special.)
SEASON: Digimon Adventure 02
AUTHOR: Tears aka 'starr' or 'angel'. Here we go...

NAME: Azalea Atsusa. Yeah, Azalea... that's a real Japanese name all right.
NATIONALITY OR SPECIES: Pseudo-Japanese human, I'm guessing.
AGE: Not mentioned. Mid-teens I guess.
EYE COLOUR: "She had blue eyes as well, that always seemed to have this sparkle in them."
HAIR COLOUR: "She had reddish-orange hair that was layered. The longest part was the front of her face, just a tad bit lower than her chin, and it went upwards slowly."
CLOTHING/APPAREL: "She was wearing this shirt that had Japanese symbols on it that spelled out 'Pretty Star' in Christmas colours, and these cargo pants that were sort of baggy and had the same symbols across the pockets." Naturally, this is the longest and most descriptive paragraph in the whole fic.
SPECIAL ACCESSORIES/MARKINGS/POSSESSIONS: Most Popular Girl 2000, Most Successful girl of 2000 and Academic Achiever of 2000 school awards. Do they do that in Japan? Because they don't even do that here in Ireland. Maybe a few acadamic awards... but there wouldn't never be a "popularity" award. It's not something to be rewarded for, is it?
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Fluent speaker of Valleygirlian, Super Popularity Skills!
ORIGIN: Just so happens to attend the same school as Yamato et al.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: See above. Also twists Yamato aroud her little finger and back again. Poor Yamato, he's always so tormented by the Sues.

EXTRA NOTES: It's such a pity, because it's obvious this author has a good grasp on grammar, spelling and punctuation and could probably write some good stuff if she tried. This is an old fic though (2000), so hopefully she's improved since.

Author's Note: I really shouldn't be doing this. I hate Jun like hell!!! …I just feel in a Christmas-ey mood. It's a time of giving…BUT I HATE JUN! Please do not flame, I know it sucks. It's Jun, it has to suck. I can rant and rave on how much this fic was "just an idea" and how much it sucks, and how much you shouldn't waste your time flaming because I know how much this sucks, but…think aside from Jun. Pretend it's not her. ^_^ (Kinda impossible, I know) Please review and tell me how ya like it! Enjoy! ^_^ (If you can)

and:

So how'd you like it? Please tell me! BY THE WAY, THIS WAS NOT IN ANY WAY A MATT x JUN FIC! ALL HE DID WAS APOLOGIZE, AND THROUGH THE WHOLE THING HE WAS TRYING TO GET A DATE WITH AZALEA, NOT JUN!!! So how'd you like it? Please review!

Yeah, 'cause every good Yamato fangirl knows that anything involving Jun sucks, and god forbid a thing such as a Yamato x Jun fic would exist! Flaming Nora, I hate Jun-bashing! Just because she loves Yamato is no reason for all the fangirls to start hating her. I mean seriously - hypocrisy, anyone? I'm sure if your average fangirl found herself in the same vicinity as Yamato, she'd obsess over and stalk him too. Jun is a great character. I mean, I adore Yamato, but I don't hate Jun just becauss she likes him. Why do they only focus on the "OMG SHE CNAT HAVE YAMA HE'S MINE!!!1" aspect? Do they even acknowledge the fact that she got over it and went for Shuu instead? Sigh. Poor Jun. Don't worry dear - there are at least some people out there supporting you!

Yamato's character is raped within an inch of his life. Yamato does not hate Jun. Okay, so he probably finds her extremely annoying at the best of times, but he doesn't HATE anyone. Hellooo, crest of Friendship, anyone? Bueller? Also, Yamato doesn't spend his time worrying about how popular he is or angsting over whether he'll be about to ask the Sue to the gratuitous dance. I'm sorry, he just doesn't. He's got more important things to think about, like Taichi. Whoops, my inner Taito fan spilling out there. Sorry. I must not be biased against Taiora/Mimato/Sorato authors, I must not be biased against...
(Note: that was just a joke, no offence meant to anyone! Though I am a huge Taito fan, if anyone's interested in discussing...)

Yeah. Let's just move onto the samples before my brain starts coming out of my nose.

SAMPLES:

( Insert Witty and Scathing Remark Here )

( Gasp! Taichi is So Evil! How Could He Take Pictures of Me TALKING to Jun! HOW COULD HE??!?/1/1 )

Unghh... I need a good TaichixYamato/JunxShuu fic to cleanse my brain. Has anyone ever found a YamatoxJun fic? I wouldn't mind actually seeing one.

current mood: stressed
current music: "Across the Tears" - Matsuda Takato (Tsumura Makoto)

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Monday, December 1st, 2003
9:54 pm - Vanessa FECKING Hikari!
[info]silvormoon, I may well take you up on that. Thanks for offering to help =)
[info]arionunter, the expression on his face in that pic is perfect! The pic is a bit fuzzy, but I'll see what I can do with it. =D

Been reading Pride and Prejudice frantically because I have a book report due on it tomorrow. God, it's so boring - no offence to any fans of the book - but all they do is sit around wondering who's going to hold the next ball. I've been trying to make it more amusing by imagining Digimon characters in place of the book characters, but I think that just makes it more horrific.

Anyhow, on with the Sue. It's another Tamers Sue. I found this one last night, but I decided to do the other one instead.

TITLE: Destend Tamer: Vanessa (Spelling author's own)
SEASON: Digimon Tamers
AUTHOR: Yoru no Artemis

NAME: Vanessa Hikari. (Take a flying wild guess what the author's real name is! Only it obviously doesn't end with "Hikari", which I don't think is even a fecking surname. Bloody fangirls.)
NATIONALITY OR SPECIES: American-born human.
AGE: 12.
EYE COLOUR: Blue.
HAIR COLOUR: "blondish-brownish hair that goes to the middle of her neck"
CLOTHING/APPAREL: Grey school uniform like Ruki's, and "Rika had her t-shirt with light blue sleeves and a broken heart on her shirt and jeans. I had my t-short that had pink sleeves, a blue heart on it, and jeans also." Ugh... there's nothing worse than a completely unimaginative Xerox!Sue.
SPECIAL ACCESSORIES/MARKINGS/POSSESSIONS: A Digimon called Efuimon who evolves to Suicunemon and Matrix evolves to MetalSuicunemon. Since when did Digimon have Pokémon names? Oh yeah, Efuimon "kinda looked like a cat, except silver hair, a forked tail at the end, ears as big as Gatomon's, a ruby on her forehead, and blue eyes". Oh my, the originality is mind-blowing! Oh yeah, Efuimon's mega is Crestmon, but she can only become mega with the Crests. Um... not even going to get into the "Tamers Has Nothing To Do With Adventure, Goddamnit" rant because that's the dub's fault.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: The ability to suck the Tamers into her fanfiction, I repeat, SUCK THE TAMERS INTO HER FANFICTION, which is her reason for existing alongside them. Also, apparently this gives her a better understanding and knowledge of Digimon: ""I'll explain, I know him better then any of you do" I sighed. I was still shooken up at what happened a week ago. "In my fanfiction, I made Efuimon, of course. But I needed and enemy so I created Devilmon." Um, hellooo? Devimon, anyone? Oh yeah, she uses this as a reason to angst pointlessly: ""It's my fault, it's all my fault! It's my fault that Devilmon got created and is going to destroy the world" I sobbed."

ORIGIN: America. Though in the fic she's Japanese with an American mother called Susan. Wish fulfillment, anyone?
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Sucks them into her fanfiction. Sucks them into her fanfiction. Sucks them into her bloody fanfiction!!!111 I cannot get over this.

EXTRA NOTES: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that there's a Sub-Stu called Tyler which is obviously a) some boy she has a crush on IRL who was also 'sucked' into the fic or b) some guy she has a crush on that she made up. Either way, he's there and he has a Gabumon and a turquoise D-Ark.

Oh, and she has a little brother called Connor (Which disturbs me 'cause that's my Dad's name, only with one 'n') who also has a Digimon called Kamuimon. WhosaliddleXfanthen?!

POV change notes. Nothing else to say here.

The thing is rife with misspellings. I hate those. Can't really elaborate here.

Fangirl Japanese. I. HATE. FANGIRL. JAPANESE!! Sorry, I just cannot abide it. Especially when it's used wrong and is just the same words EVERYONE knows, ie: 'kawaii', 'minna', 'konnichiwa' etc.

"We better save minna"

*Stabbity stab stab* Do not! Include! Japanese! In your! Fic! If! You! Can't! Speak it! Unless you are willing to research it, don't bother!

"OKA-SAN! TYLER! RUKI! TAKATO-KUN! LEE-KUN! JURI-CHAN! HIROKAZU-KUN! KENTA-KUN! SHUICHON-CHAN"

Ugh, will you people look up the Japanese version if you must use the honorifics? Hirokazu, Juri et al may not take kindly to being called kun or chan if you hardly know them. Also, if you're going to use the Japanese terms, stick with them. This author keeps switching about.

Oh yeah, aspiring authors?

Oi, Devilmon alive. Now that is absurb.
Rika: You wrote it though!
????: I'm back!!!!!
Oh no, not Devilmon!
Devilmon?: Yes I am Devilmon, and I will destroy you!
Rika and I: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Devilmon?: *laughing like Takato*
Huh? *Kicks the leg*
Takato: *jumps out of the suit* OW!!!!!!!!!
Rika and I: TAKATO!!!!!!!!

Those kind of things just AREN'T FUNNY. Keep your daydreams to yourself! I do!

Before I move onto the samples, the obligatory REVIEWOMG!!1 sign... spelled wrong.

I hope it was good. All I have to say is...... REVEIW REVEIW REVEIW REVEIW REVEIW REVEIW REVEIW REVEIW REVEIW REVEIW!!!!!!!!!!!

*Impales self on biro" OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

SAMPLES:

( Ruki and Sue conveniently change schools bcuz uniforms r icky omfg!!1 Sue takes off in the middle of great hulking Digimon battle! Preteen angst! )

( Fangirl Japanese! The Crests Aren't in Tamers Damnit! And, Horrific Sue-ified Matrix Evolution Sequence! It's RAINBOWY!!!!1 )

I am now suffering from Mindburn.

Man, I sure make long posts...

current mood: busy
current music: "Aveda" - Hot Hot Heat

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Sunday, November 30th, 2003
10:28 pm - tamer sue
My comp FINALLY let me download some songs last night... and I FINALLY got the second Tamers ending, Days ~Aijou to Nichijou~ and AHHHH!ILOVEITSOMUCHIT'SSOCUTEANDHAPPY!!1 ...anyway.

Oh yeah, some random tidbits before we go on with the Sue: I'll try and update everyday, but don't kill me if I miss one or two. My comp is terribly old and crappy, and some nights it just doesn't co-operate. I can also only be online on weeknights from 9PM-11PM GMT, so if I'm late home from something I may not be able to post. Sorry about that.

Oh yeah, this journal uses the original Japanese names and terms, because I'm elite like that. If you're used to the dub and having trouble with names, just ask. It's no problem - though I assume most of those reading this journal would be somewhat familiar with the original anyway.

Oh, and one more thing... I'm not very well accquainted with Frontier, so don't expect any Frontier Sues for a while. The dub hasn't even arrived here yet, so yeah. All I know about it at the moment are the character's names and appearances. If anyone can point me to some good info sites I'd appreciate it.

Feeling Tamers-ish lately, so I went and got me a Tamer Sue (why do I do this to myself?!).

TITLE: A new Digimon Tamer (Capitalization author's own)
SEASON: Digimon Tamers
AUTHOR: Mayuka

NAME: Maritza Corenai.
NATIONALITY OR SPECIES: American human.
AGE: Not mentioned - around the same as the others, I guess.
EYE COLOUR: Not mentioned.
HAIR COLOUR: "short white-blond hair barely touching her shoulders"
CLOTHING/APPAREL: A blue headband, a white t-shirt and denim capris.
SPECIAL ACCESSORIES/MARKINGS/POSSESSIONS: An American accent. A D-Ark, I assume, and a Digimon partner called Kalemon, which Takato thinks "looks like a pretty fairy" but Maritza says is "much more than a pretty fairy". Kalemon does an attack called Flower Shower which defeats a huge dinosaur-like Digimon. Does... not... compute... but sounds like a Lillymon wannabe. Kalemon digivolves into Petrimon. Anyone else thinking of science class shenanigans? Petrimon also looks like a fairy, but larger. Golly.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Making Takato lust for her and making him and the other Tamers strangely OOC. Takato and Jianliang are needlessly mean to Ruki when she refuses to co-operate with them. Um, I don't ever recall them being like that, not even in the dub (which this fic is based on, btw) they only ever wanted to help... Jianliang says he " didn't really like Rika that much". Oh, and Jianliang calls Takato "T-chan". T-chan. There are no words.

ORIGIN: America, I'm guessing.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Takato lusts for her while Jianliang eggs him on, and she's not at all nice to Ruki, but they randomly make up for no reason at the end.
OTHER TRAITS: Making Takato lust for her so much that he goes in random trances and kisses her, mad skating skills, mad Taming skills, saying "Oh my gosh!" at a skyscraper-sized 'mon.

EXTRA NOTES: Pretty boring above anything else. It's the Takato-lust I don't really like... the kid is ten years old!! And he already likes Juri! I'm sorry, I just don't dig Tamers romance much unless it's set slightly in the future. Ten year olds just don't need girl/boyfriends. Small crushes, maybe, but I don't think they'd be thinking about kissing or any further naughty advances. When I was ten I was too busy playing with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Action Man, damnit! I don't like the way kids these days are missing out on their childhood.

To elaborate on the Takato-lust (and make him conveniently forget Juri) the Sue throws a birthday party at a skating rink to provide the potential for lots of WACKY ROMANTIC HIJINKS! such as falling into each others' arms, etc.
Wow, I'd never have thought of that.

Don't you hate it when the Sue comes on the scene and easily defeats the big Digimon everyone has was having trouble beating? I do. I especially hate it when they win with a frigging flower attack.

More thrilling author's notes!
AN: I know it's been a while since I've written a new chapter, but I've been very busy with school, not to mention my 9 websites, so the next chapters may take a while to get out, but just know, I'm not abandoning my story! Anyway, just so you know, I'm not sure if you can just buy digi-modify cards at the store (I mean it is "just a card game" so you should be able to right?) so if you can't don't flame me! Anyway, it's MY story so I can write what I want! Oh, and though I own this story, I don't own digimon, so don't sue me, blah, blah, blah. On with the story!

Arrghh... I hate the "It's MY story so I can do what I want!" excuse. No you cannot write whatever you want. You can only write whatever you want within boundaries like keeping characters in-character and etc. Etc. Ugh, I'm too tired.

SAMPLE:

( WACKY ROMANTIC SKATING HIJINKS!!!1™ )

( Sue and Her Fairy Save the Day, Random Ruki-Abuse aaaand... Lust-Induced Trances )

Yeah. I'm not feeling too snarky tonight because I had to clean my room and it was one hell of a job. You would'nt believe how many teaspoons and empty bottles of Coke I found.
Like the Hirokazu icon? I wanted a Takato one, to keep a sort of goggleboy theme, but I couldn't find a pic of him with an appropriate "OMG!!1" expression. Can anyone find one? Hirokazu is great and all... but... must... be consistent...! I do so love the goggleboys!

current mood: indifferent
current music: "Days ~Aijou to Nichijou~" - AiM (Digimon Tamers ED2)

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Saturday, November 29th, 2003
2:33 pm - first sue
First Sue! Hooray! Maybe it's not really a thing I should be celebrating about.

Anyway... I know this journal looks pretty much looks like [info]pottersues et al, but this layout is just the easiest to read, I figure.

Anyhow, on the with the Sue. Oh yes, I picked a particularly nice GAWTHICK!!!1 Sue for you today. I know how you all love those.

TITLE: Digital Love Oh, no... now my favourite fandom and one of my favourite songs have been raped.
SEASON: Digimon Adventure 02
AUTHOR: clydethehedgehog87

NAME: Taiga Mon. Or Mon-ah. It's never fully revealed.
NATIONALITY OR SPECIES: Pseudo-Japanese human. Could possibly be a Digimon.
AGE: Around 17.
EYE COLOUR: "she wore thick black eyeliner surrounding her stormy gray eyes which made her look even more depressed"
HAIR COLOUR: "The oddest thing was her hair. At the top it was silvery white and as it flowed down it got darker until it was jet black. Her silvery bangs shaded her eyes which gave her a very mysterious look. Her hair reached down to the back of her knees and was straight, thick, and shiny. All Tai could think was "Whoa! She's hot!" Oh no, not you Taichi! Avert your eyeballs!!
CLOTHING/APPAREL: "She was tall and very gothic looking. Every person in the room was startled by her appearance. She was wearing a black long sleeved fishnet shirt with a form fitting black tank top over it. She wore a very tight black skirt with black tights that had red skulls going down the side of her legs. Her boots had four inch heels with spikes sticking out all around the side. She had blood red lipstick on and naturally deathly pale skin" It burns.
SPECIAL ACCESSORIES/MARKINGS/POSSESSIONS: Fangs. You heard me. "She had little fangs that poked put onto her crimson lips. She also had long red pointy claw like nails." and "Her grin also showed Tai that her fangs weren't caps but were her actual teeth.". She also has "a long jagged scar across her neck" to which Taichi says "I think she's suicidal," We can only hope.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: To make every male lust for her, of course. "All the males in the class had their jaws sweeping the floor and their tongue's mopping it. All the girls got mad because the boys that were previously flirting with them were now captivated by this new girl. They just thought she was a gothic freak with completely dyed hair." liek bcuz there jsut jelose preps oif coarse!!! OMFG!!11 ... M4dd drawing sk1llz, and the ability to make Taichi blush every 2.4 seconds.

ORIGIN: Transfer student. As always.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Taichi thinks she's "hot", Yamato "disregards" her. Good man.
OTHER TRAITS: As she gets sucked into the Digital World, she randomly says "I hate myself." Um, okay. Taiga's insightful thoughts on the Digital World: "That place. it isn't this place is it? It couldn't be. It's not real.is it? Cuz wow that would be really.special."

EXTRA NOTES: Simply annoying, and completely BORING. The author also leans towards being Captain Obvious: "Tai got freaked out when she said digital monsters. Digimon was the abbreviation for digital monsters." Geez, you don't say.

Bad spelling and grammar, and no attempts to fix it. "
"Hey Tai, do you mind if I draw you?" Taiga bursted (A/N: spell check is telling me that busted is a better word, but I like this one. what do you think?) out of nowhere with the question." I think that "bursted" isn't even a bloody word! Spellcheck isn't there to suggest alternate words, it's there to CORRECT SPELLING! *hesd explodes*

Constant author's notes. "The bell rang signaling for them to go home. (A/N: short school day huh? Pretend it's a ½ day)". Rough translation: "I couldn't be bothered writing any further character development, so I'm skipping straight to the juicy part! Tee hee!"

The author also points out her (probably favourite) couples in the fic, for no reason at all. They are Ken/Miyako, Sora/Koushirou (formerly Sora/Taichi, but she cheated on him, apparently), Yamato/Hikari and, surprisingly enough, Daisuke/Takeru. "As Tai looked around the room he saw Davis' arm around TK's waist. It was a huge shock to the whole group when they announced that they were dating. Everyone got over it pretty quickly." And that's "How Daisuke and Takeru Got Together" - the condensed version!

The other author's notes say it all.

"A/N: ok this is in no way a self insertion fic. I am not anything like Taiga. This is a new random character I thought up while seeing a gothic girl holding hands with this preppy boy... You will find out about her background later in the story..Don't flame about not writing all her little weird characteristics reasons down yet, they will come later. Should be interesting if the fic comes out how it did in my head. O yea I know the names are corny too so you don't have to mention it. I've also decided to use the English names cuz I don't feel like making sure all the names are correct and stuff. Oh one more thing. There is one yaoi couple but they're not important to the story so they'll just be there." I'm not even going to bother.

Disclaimer: Errr..I still don't own digimon..do I? Nope I don't think I do..I'm 15 and get $25 a week and that pays all expenses except groceries and rent... I can barely afford those pink converse all stars I want... Although Taiga is my character.. Don't steal her... Without asking OMG!!! Only $25?! How tragick!!1 Honestly people, I'm 16 and I get nothing. At all. Unless I sweep the floor/clean the dishwasher/etc, and then I get €5. Should I be angsting? Considering the rate of Irish inflation... Anyway, how is the author's allowance relevant to the fic?

Eh, onto the horrific samples.

( OMG!!1 The Ever-so-Gawthick Sue is such TEH HOTT!!!11 )

( OMG Yama, how could you not care for the (HOTT) Sue?! )

I know I'd normally have snarky comments in there, but I just can't be arsed. This fic speaks for itself. Excuse me while I Dettol my brain.

Hmm, long post. Sorry about that, I do tend to babble.

current mood: crazy
current music: "Mama ga Santa ni Kiss wo Shita" - Jogress Shinkers

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5:37 am - digimonsues: open!
Hurrah! Digimonsues is OPEN! Many thanks to [info]cynthia_harrell for giving me the code.

I'll bring you a Sue as soon as possible.

current mood: accomplished
current music: "Atarashii Taiyou" - Yagami Taichi (Fujita Toshiko)

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